Why Teachers Drink

Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water?

Sarah: HIJKLMNO

Teacher: What are you talking about?

Student: Yesterday you said it is H to O

Teacher: Now Sam tell me frankly do you say your prayers before eating?

Sam: No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook.

Teacher: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.

Willy: Me

Teacher: Tommy why do you always get so dirty?

Tommy: Well, I am a lot closer to the ground than you are.

Teacher: George, go to the map and find North America.

George: Here it is

Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?

Class: George

Silvia: Daddy can you write in the dark?

Father: I think so. What do you want me to write?

Silvia: Your name on this report card.

Teacher: How do you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?

Jose: Don’t bite any

Teacher: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with “I”.

Ellen: I is

Teacher: No Ellen, always say, “I am”

Ellen: Alright, I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

Teacher: Can anybody give an example of a “COINCIDENCE”?

Johnny: “Sir, my mother and father got married same day same time.”

Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree but admitted doing it. Do you know why his father did not punish him?

Johnny: Because George still has the axe in his hand.

Teacher: Why are you late?

Johnny: Because of the sign

Teacher: What sign?

Johnny: School Ahead! Go Slow

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