Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water?
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Student: Yesterday you said it is H to O
Teacher: Now Sam tell me frankly do you say your prayers before eating?
Sam: No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook.
Teacher: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
Teacher: Tommy why do you always get so dirty?
Tommy: Well, I am a lot closer to the ground than you are.
Teacher: George, go to the map and find North America.
George: Here it is
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
Silvia: Daddy can you write in the dark?
Father: I think so. What do you want me to write?
Silvia: Your name on this report card.
Teacher: How do you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
Jose: Don’t bite any
Teacher: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with “I”.
Ellen: I is
Teacher: No Ellen, always say, “I am”
Ellen: Alright, I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
Teacher: Can anybody give an example of a “COINCIDENCE”?
Johnny: “Sir, my mother and father got married same day same time.”
Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree but admitted doing it. Do you know why his father did not punish him?
Johnny: Because George still has the axe in his hand.
Teacher: Why are you late?
Johnny: Because of the sign
Teacher: What sign?
Johnny: School Ahead! Go Slow
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