Roger wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn’t dress. What a surprise when Roger brought a friend home for supper
A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway. I can’t say it improved the rice any.
Today Roger asked for salad again I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients; lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Roger asked me why I was rolling around in the garden..
Roger did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday. I don’t have any clothes that fit it, and for some reason Roger keeps counting to ten.
Roger’s folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast but all I had was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius.. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.
GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY. This has been a very exciting week! I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Roger. If I can talk Roger into buying a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with a chocolate moose.
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