Everyone  seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide . .. Let’s see  now…
No  Jesus
No Christmas
No television
No cheerleaders
No Nude Women
No car races
No  football
No baseball
No  golf
No tailgate  parties
No Wal-Mart
No pork BBQ
No hot dogs
No  burgers
No chocolate chip  cookies
No  lobster
No  shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks
No nachos
No Beer nuts
No Beer !!!!!!!!
Constant  wailing from the guy next-door because he’s sick and there are no  doctors..
More  than one wife.
You  can’t shave.
Your  wives can’t shave.
You  can’t shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel  dung.
The women  have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
Your  bride is picked by someone else.
She  smells just like  your donkey.
But your  donkey has a better disposition.
Then they  tell you that when you die it all gets better!
No Christmas
No television
No cheerleaders
No Nude Women
No car races
No  football
No baseball
No  golf
No tailgate  parties
No Wal-Mart
No pork BBQ
No hot dogs
No  burgers
No chocolate chip  cookies
No  lobster
No  shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks
No nachos
No Beer nuts
No Beer !!!!!!!!
Constant  wailing from the guy next-door because he’s sick and there are no  doctors..
More  than one wife.
You  can’t shave.
Your  wives can’t shave.
You  can’t shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel  dung.
The women  have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
Your  bride is picked by someone else.
She  smells just like  your donkey.
But your  donkey has a better disposition.
Then they  tell you that when you die it all gets better!