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I’m going to ram this Healthcare bill down your…
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Your smile for today…I will never look at a VW BUG in the same old way again!
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“Drag and Dropâ€
“We put the hospital in hospitalityâ€
 “Board as a doctor, leave as a patientâ€
 “Our prices can’t be beaten, but our passengers canâ€
 “We have First Class, Business Class and No Classâ€
 “Not enough seating, prepare for a beatingâ€
 “We treat you like we treat your luggageâ€
 “We beat the customer. Not the competitionâ€
 “And you thought legroom was an issueâ€
 “Where voluntary is mandatoryâ€
 “Fight or flight. We decideâ€
 “Now offering one free carry offâ€
 “Beating random customers since 2017â€
 “If our staff needs a seat, we’ll drag you out by your feetâ€
 “A bloody good airlineâ€
“Chinese Takeout”
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