John on April 25th, 2010

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Important Call

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Must have been some brainstorming session! Wonder what happenned to those involved??

Britain’s Foreign Office issued a hasty apology Sunday to Pope Benedict XVI after publication of an internal memo in which officials joked he could open an abortion clinic, launch a range of condoms or sing a duet with Queen Elizabeth II during a four-day visit in September.

The document, sections of which were published in the Sunday Telegraph newspaper, also proposed the pope could bless a gay marriage, and acknowledge the clerical sex abuse scandal by establishing a hot line for abused children, or honoring abuse whistleblowers.

Junior officials wrote the memo following a brainstorming session intended to discuss ideas for the visit, the first to Britain by the head of the Roman Catholic Church since Pope John Paul II in 1982

Aldo vs Faber fight.

Right from the beginning, Aldo (only 23 years old) had the advantage over Faber who is obviously a great fighter. But the speed, tenacity, and powerful kicks of Aldo ended up being too much for Faber to handle after a long, 5 round battle in the cage.

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Faber

Urijah Christopher Faber (born May 14, 1979) is a mixed martial arts fighter currently fighting as a featherweight in the World Extreme Cagefighting organization. Faber won the WEC featherweight championship at WEC 19 on March 17, 2006 and held the title for over two years until his loss to Mike Brown at WEC 36 on November 5, 2008. Currently Faber is ranked the #3 featherweight in the world by Sherdog.[1] He enjoy’s working out at 24 hour Fitness with his close friend Brandon Dahlgren and training at his gym with team mates from Alpha Male.

Urijah Faber is a Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu purple belt under Fabio “Pateta” Prado[2], whom is a 3rd degree black belt under Moises Muradi.[3]

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When the Mixed Martial Arts promotion, World Extreme Cage Fighting (WEC) signed this 5’6 kid from Sacramento, they had no idea just what they had stumbled onto. Urijah Faber was this stocky little guy with bright blond curly hair, the sort of hair that wouldn’t look out of place on your stereotypical surfer dude. By the time Faber was signed to the WEC he was already 12-1 and was the current King of the Cage Bantamweight champion as well as the former Gladiator Challenge Lightweight champion. Urijah’s first fight in the WEC was against Cole Escovedo for WEC Featherweight championship. This was back during the time when fighters didn’t necessarily have to build up a record with said promotion in order to win a title shot. Guys, like Faber, with decent records could come in and get an instant title shot.

Urijah Faber

Urijah “The California Kid” Faber was born on May the 14th in a small town on the outskirts of California. A naturally gifted athlete at a young age, Urijah would stand out when playing Football or Wrestling.

John on April 24th, 2010

Old Lady jokeSitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 KPH..  Says he to himself: “This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!” So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.  Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies – two in the front seat and three in the back – wide eyed and white as ghosts.

The driver, obviously confused, says to him “Officer, I don’t understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit!  What seems to be the problem?”
“Ma’am,” the officer replies, “you weren’t speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers.”
“Slower than the speed limit?  No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly…..Twenty-two kilometres an hour!” the old woman says a bit proudly.
The Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that 22 is the highway number, not the speed limit.
A bit embarrassed, the woman grins and thanks the officer for pointing out her error.
“But before I let you go, Ma’am, I have to ask…
Is everyone in this car OK?  These women seem awfully shaken, and they haven’t made a peep this whole time,” the officer asks..

“Oh, they’ll be all right in a minute officer.  We just got off Highway 189.”

John on April 24th, 2010

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Hermoso y Increíbles imágenes del Telescopio Espacial Hubble de 20 años

हबल अंतरिक्ष दूरबीन के 20 सुंदर और अतुल्य चित्र साल

令人难以置信的美丽与哈勃太空望远镜20年图片

美しい&信じられないほどの写真は、宇宙ハッブル宇宙望遠鏡の20年

Красивая и невероятно Фотографии космических телескопа Хаббла 20 лет

Hermoso y Increíbles imágenes del Telescopio Espacial Hubble de 20 años

हबल अंतरिक्ष दूरबीन के 20 सुंदर और अतुल्य चित्र साल

令人难以置信的美丽与哈勃太空望远镜20年图片

美しい&信じられないほどの写真は、宇宙ハッブル宇宙望遠鏡の20年

Красивая и невероятно Фотографии космических телескопа Хаббла 20 лет


John on April 24th, 2010

My mother in-law recently returned from Europe. Seems that volcanic ash has little effect on the air travel of a broom.

Witch flies by Animation

What’s the difference between the volcano and Katie Price? Not much, they both just need to keep their tops on….

Well, its either a bird or Superman because its definitely not a plane.

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i’m noticing that a lot of people haven’t tried to come up with their own jokes lol. i guess thinking of your own after so many have been done already is like being between a molten rock and a hard place.

John on April 24th, 2010

“Usted lío con Islandia?” “Cerramos todos los aeropuertos”.

Pilot Animation

Don’t mess with Iceland!
“You mess with Iceland?”  “We shut down all your airports.”
Don’t mess with Iceland!
“You mess with Iceland?”  “We shut down all your airports.”
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Joke On ne plaisante pas avec l’Islande! – “Vous mess avec l’Islande? “Nous avons fermé toutes vos aéroports.”
笑话不要与冰岛搞得一团糟! – “你陷入困境的冰岛?” “我们关闭所有的机场。”
Vtip Nehrajte si s Islandem! – “Vy jste si s Islandem?” “My vypnout vÅ¡echny vaÅ¡e letiÅ¡tÄ›.”
Joke Don’t mess with Island! – “Du Schlamassel mit Island?”“Wir schließen alle Flughäfen.”
冗談はアイスランドで混乱をしないでください!アイスランド – “あなたは混乱?” “我々がダウンして、すべての空港シャットダウンします。”
मजाक आइसलैंड साथ गंदगी मत करो! – “तुम आइसलैंड के साथ गड़बड़?” “हम अपने सभी हवाई अड्डों को बंद.”
Шутка Не связывайтесь с Исландией! – Ð’Ñ‹ беспорядок с Исландией? ” “Мы закрыли все аэропорты”.
Joke Não mexa com a Islândia! – “Você mexe com a Islândia?“Fechamos todos os seus aeroportos.”
Vitsi Don’t mess with Islanti! – “Te sotku Islannin?” “Me sammuttaa kaikki lentoasemat.”
Joke On ne plaisante pas avec l’Islande! – “Vous mess avec l’Islande? “Nous avons fermé toutes vos aéroports.”
Joke inte röra med Island! – “Du brÃ¥ka med Island?” “Vi stänger alla flygplatser.”