Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols:
It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at least 3000 years old!
The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols.
They held a huge meeting after months of conferences to discuss the meaning of the markings.
The President of the society pointed to first drawing and said:
“This is a woman. We can see these people held women in high esteem.
You can also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol is a donkey, so they were smart enough to have animals help them till the soil.
The next drawing is a shovel, which means they had tools to help them..”
Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish which means that if a famine hit the earth and food didn’t grow, they seek food from the sea.
The last symbol appears to be the Star of David which means they were evidently Hebrews.
The audience applauded enthusiastically.
Then a little old Jewish man stood up in the back of the room and said,
“Idiots…Hebrew is read from right to left… It says: ‘Holy Mackerel, Dig The Ass On That Chick!”
No privicy! Should be some crazy pictures of Harry!
| Prince Harry, the third-in-line to the British throne, reportedly locked himself in a toilet after he was chased by a group of frantic girl fans at a club during a night out with his friends. But, the squealing fans followed him into the gents’ toilet, and then climbed up the side of the cubicle he was hiding in to take snaps of him on their mobile phones, the ‘News of the World’ reported.
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An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She instructed the artist, “Paint me with diamond earrings, an emerald necklace, a ruby bracelet, and a Rolex watch.”
“But you’re not wearing any of those things!” the artist said.
“I know,” she replied. “But if I should die before my husband, I’m sure he’ll remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry!”
A wife was making fried eggs for her husband for breakfast. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.
“Careful… Careful!!! Put in some more butter! Oh my God! You’re cooking too many at once. Too many! Turn them! Turn them now! We need more butter. Oh my God! Where are we going to get more butter? They’re going to stick! Careful… Careful!!! I said be careful! You never listen to me when you’re cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you crazy? Have you lost your mind? Don’t forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. Use the salt! The salt!”
The wife stared at him and asked, “What the heck is wrong with you? You think I don’t know how to fry a couple of eggs?”
The husband calmly replied, “I wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving with you in the car.”
and that’s when the fight started…
Nobody teaches Icelandic volcanoes to erupt,
Floods to arise,
Hurricanes to form,
Nobody teaches how to choose a wife
Natural disasters just happen !!!!!!!!!!
Don’t forget this day!!!
MOTHER’S DAY Â May 9, 2010
Mother’s Day is a very special day for honoring Mothers around the world. Mother’s Day holds great significance for all of us.
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One of the most identifiable logos in the world, that of the Internet search engine Google, gets a makeover far more frequently than most corporate brands do. But it’s not to update a company’s image for a fickle audience; instead it’s to tickle the audience’s funnybone. Visitors to the site on certain days may have found illustrations celebrating the Large Hadron Collidor (Sept. 10, 2008), the laser (May 16, 2008), and Lego bricks (Jan. 28, 2008).
You can follow along with Google Doodles at their Google Doodle page.
Earth Day April 22
Israel’s Independence Day April 19
Feria de abril – (Spain) April 19
WHY??
Paul Griffiths, CEO of Dubai Airports Co has said that Al Maktoum International will open on June 27, Emirates Business has reported. The company is in advanced talks with airlines, both passenger and cargo, across the globe to start operations from the new airport, he said. The new airport, which will be the largest in the world, is part of the $33bn Dubai World Central (DWC) development in Jebel Ali.
Chinese officials are yet to announce whether they will opt for “original scent” or “alpine rush” ammunition.
The deodorant cannon were invented by employees at the Gao’antun Garbage Landfill Plant, in Beijing’s suburbs, after local officials were forced to apologise for the foul smells coming from the dump.
Other devices, such as odour-eating sheets were also brought in, along with a machine that extracts the foul-smelling gases and uses them to generate electricity.
