• Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies, and they all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert, where the climate was so hot that the inhabitants had to live elsewhere. Certain areas of the dessert are cultivated by irritation.

  • The Pyramids are a range of mountains between France and Spain. The Eqyptians built the pyramids in the shape of huge rectangular cubes.

  • The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible — Guinesses — Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. One of their children, Cain, asked, “Am I my brother’s son?”

  • Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread, which is bread made without any ingredients.

  • Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around giving people advice. They killed him. After his death his career suffered a dramatic decline.

  • In the Olympic Games, Greeks ran the races, hurled the biscuits, and threw the java.

  • Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefields of Gaul. The Ides of March killed him because they thought he was about to be made king. Dying, he gasped out: “Tee, hee, Brutus.”

  • Then came the Middle Ages, when everyone was middle aged. King Alfred conquered the Dames. King Arthur lived in the age of Shivery, and Joan of Arc was burnt to a steak. She was cannonized by Bernard Shaw.

  • Finally, the Magna Carta provided that no free man should be hanged twice for the same offense.

  • In midevil times most people were alliterate. The greatest writer of the futile ages was Chaucer, who wrote many poems and verses, but also literature. During this time people put on morality plays about ghosts, goblins, virgins, and other mythical creatures.

  • The Renaissance was an age when more and more people felt the value of their human being. Martin Luther was nailed to a church door for selling papal indulgences. He died a horrible death, being excommunicated by a bull.

  • Queen Elizabeth was the “Virgin Queen.” As a queen, she was a success. When Elizabeth exposed herself before her troops, they all shouted “Hurrah!” Afterward her navy went out and defeated the Spanish Armadillo.

  • It was an age of great inventions and discoveries. Gutenberg invented removeable type and the Bible. Another important invention was the circulation of blood. Sir Walter Raleigh is an historic figure because he invented cigarettes and started smoking.

  • Francis Drake circumcised the world with a 100-foot clipper.

  • The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William Shakespeare. Shakespeare was born in the year 1564 on his birthday. He never made much money, and is today remembered only for his plays. He wrote comedies, tragedies, and hysterectomies. In one of Shakespeare’s most famous plays, Hamlet figures out his situation by relieving himself in a long soliloquy.

  • Later on, the Pilgrims crossed the ocean, and it was called Pilgrim’s Progress. The winter of 1620 was a hard one for the settlers — many people died and many babies were born. Captain John Smith was responsible for all of this.

  • The big reason for the Revolutionary War was that the English put tacks in their tea. Also, colonists were sending their parcels through the post without stamps.

  • Benjamin Franklin was a singer of the Declaration of Independence. He invented electricity by rubbing two cats backward, and declared, “A horse divided against itself will not stand.”

  • Soon the Constitution of the United States was adopted to secure domestic hostility. Under the Constitution, the people enjoyed the right to keep bare arms.

  • Abraham Lincoln was America’s greatest precedent. Lincoln’s mother died in infancy, and he was born in a log cabin which he built with his own hands. Lincoln wrote the Gettysburg Address while travelling from Washington to Gettysburg on the back of an envelope.

  • On the night of April 14, 1865, Lincoln went to the movies and got shot in his seat. The believed assassinator was John Wilkes Booth, a supposedly insane actor. This ruined Booth’s career.

  • Meanwhile in Europe, the Enlightenment was a reasonable time. Voltair invented electricity and also wrote a book called “Candy.” Gravity was invented by Isaac Walton.

  • Johann Bach wrote a great many musical compositions and had a large number of children. In between he practiced on an old spinster he kept in the attic. Bach died from 1750 to the present. Bach was the most famous composer in the world, but so was Handel. Handel was half German, half Italian, and half English. Beethoven wrote very loud music because he was deaf. He took long walks in the forest, even when everyone was calling for him.

  • The sun never set on the British Empire because Britain is in the East and the sun sets in the West. Queen Victoria was the longest queen. Her death was the final event which ended her reign.

  • The 19th Century was a time of a great many thoughts and inventions: People stopped reproducing by hand and started reproducing by machines. The invention of steamboats caused a network of rivers to spring up. Cyrus McCormick invented the McCormick raper, which did the work of a hundred men. Charles Darwin wrote, “Organ of the Species”; Madman Curie discovered radio; and Karl Marx became one of the Marx Brothers.
  • John on May 17th, 2010

    Portugal has been placed in the FIFA 2010 World Cup’s Group of Death, alongside Brazil, Ivory Coast and North Korea.

    A group of death in a multi-stage tournament is a preliminary group which is unusually competitive, because the number of strong competitors in the group is greater than the number of qualifying places available for the next phase of the tournament. Thus, in the preliminary round, one or more strong competitors in the “group of death” will necessarily be eliminated, who would otherwise have been expected to progress further in the tournament. The informal term was first used for groups in the FIFA World Cup finals. It is now used by also in other association football tournaments and other sports.

    Hope Dworaczyk: A 3-D Beauty Center folded by Playboy to improve its ever falling readership and this time Playboy has gone too fictional to center fold Hope Dworaczyk in a 3-D pictorial.

    Dworaczyk, Playboy magazines Playmate 2..

    Hope Dworaczyk Playboy Nude Mavericks Jersey

    Hope Dworaczyk Playboy Nude Mavericks Jersey1

    Hope Dworaczyk’s 3-D beauty is an attempt by Playboy to increase its circulation that has dropped substantially from 3.5 million in 2006 to just 1.5 million in 2010 (excluding the June 2010 edition that will surely shoot these numbers, hopefully).

    John on May 16th, 2010

    Lilly recently left fans stunned after revealing she may quit acting once the desert island drama ends this month (May10) because she’s “not passionate” about her career.

    Evangeline Lilly

    Lilly at 60th Annual Emmy Awards, 2008
    Born Nicole Evangeline Lilly
    August 3, 1979 (age 30)
    Fort Saskatchewan, Alberta,Canada
    Occupation Actress
    Years active 2002–present
    Spouse(s) Murray Hone (divorced)

    E Lilly

    EVANGELINE LILLY’S LOST ROLE WAS A ‘PSYCHOLOGICAL EXPERIMENT’ to boost her self-confidence.

    John on May 16th, 2010

    The Herschel Space Observatory has made a major finding — a hole in space.

    Space hole1

    The hole is close to a triple star system called V38O Ori. NASA scientists said the hole appears to have been created when one of the three stars in the system launched a jet of radiation, creating a gap in the swirl of gas and dust that contains fledgling stars. They also theorize that jets and stellar radiation from other stars contributed to the gap.

    “No one has ever seen a hole like this,” said Tom Megeath of the University of Toledo, Ohio, in a written statement. “It’s as surprising as knowing you have worms tunneling under your lawn, but finding one morning that they have created a huge, yawning pit.” Megeath is the principal investigator of the research and works in conjunction with NASA.

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    tongue twist

    A tongue twister is a phrase, sentence or rhyme that presents difficulties when spoken because it contains similar sounds - Whistle for the thistle sifter, for example. To get the full effect of a tongue twister you should try to repeat it several times, as quickly as possible, without stumbling or mispronouncing.

    Here are a few Tongue Twisters  for you. Try to read them aloud as fast as you can 🙂

    1. If you understand, say “understand” . If you don’t understand, say “don’t understand”. But if you understand and say “don’t understand”. How do I understand that you understand? Understand!

    2. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won’t wish the wish you wish to wish.

    3. Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.

    4. A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he could see was sea, sea, sea.

    5. Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People

    6. If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

    7. I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn’t the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn’t have thought so much.

    8. Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a fellow, “If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?”

    9. Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside. Mr Inside stood outside and called to Mr Outside inside. Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and Told Mr Inside to come inside. Mr Inside said “NO”, and told Mr Outside to come outside. Mr Outside and Mr Inside argued from inside and outside about going outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr Outside coaxed Mr Inside to come inside, then both Mr Outside and Mr Inside went outside to the riverside.

    10. SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE , BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS, ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES

    11. The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.

    12. If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?

    “When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor’s the doctor. Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctorthe doctor in his own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor’s way”

    13. We surely shall see the sun shine shortly. Whether the weather be fine, Or whether the weather be not, Whether the weather be cold Or whether the weather be hot, We’ll weather the weather Whatever the weather, Whether we like it or not. watch? Whether the weather is hot. Whether the weather is cold. Whether the weather is either or not. It is whether we like it or not.

    14. Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.

    15. A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly “Oh what should we do” Said the flea” Let us fly Said the fly”Let us flee” So they flew through a flaw in the flue

    16. If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister his tongue will be twisted as tongue-twister twists tongues.

    17. Mr. See owned a saw.And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore.Had Soar seen See’s saw Before See sawed Soar’s seesaw, See’s saw would not have sawed Soar’s seesaw. So See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw.But it was sad to see Soar so sore Just because See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw.

    18. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
    A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
    If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
    Where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

    19. I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop.
    Where she sits she shines, and where she shines she sits.

    20. You cuss, I cuss, we all cuss, for asparagus!

    21. If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews?

    22. One-one was a race horse.
    Two-two was one too.
    One-one won one race.
    Two-two won one too.

    23. How many cookies could a good cook cook If a good cook could cook cookies? A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.

    24. How much wood could Chuck Woods’ woodchuck chuck, if Chuck Woods’ woodchuck could and would chuck wood? If Chuck Woods’ woodchuck could and would chuck wood, how much wood could and would Chuck Woods’ woodchuck chuck? Chuck Woods’ woodchuck would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as any woodchuck would, if a woodchuck could and would chuck wood.

    25. Bobby Bippy bought a bat.
    Bobby Bippy bought a ball.
    With his bat Bob banged the ball
    Banged it bump against the wall
    But so boldly Bobby banged it
    That he burst his rubber ball
    “Boo!” cried Bobby
    Bad luck ball
    Bad luck Bobby, bad luck ball
    Now to drown his many troubles
    Bobby Bippy’s blowing bubbles.

    Someone had to remind me, so I’m reminding you too. Don’t laugh…..it is all true…

    fun for older people

    fun for older people
    Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading towards 70!

    01. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

    02. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

    03. No one expects you to run–anywhere.

    04. People call at 9 pm and ask, did I wake you?

    05. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

    06. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

    07. Things you buy now won’t wear out

    08. You can eat supper at 4 pm.

    09. You can live without sex but not your glasses.

    10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

    11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

    12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.

    13. You sing along with elevator music.

    14. Your eyes won’t get much worse.

    15 . Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

    16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

    17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can’t remember them either.

    18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.

    19.You can’t remember who sent you this list. 

    And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.

    Forward this to everyone you can remember right now!
    And Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

    A baby is born with a need to be loved – and never outgrows it.

    ~ Frank A. Clark

    Inspirational Quotes for new parents1

    Any fool can be a Father, but it takes a real man to be a Daddy!!
    Fathers Day Quote by: Philip Whitmore Snr

    “The most important thing a father can do
    for his children is to love their mother.”
    Fathers Day Quote by: Unknown

    Fathers are angels sent from heaven.
    Fathers Day Quote by: Unknown

    Fathers, be good to your daughters. You are the god and the weight of her world.
    Fathers Day Quote by: John Mayor

    “Father I will always be
    that same boy who stood by the sea
    and watched you tower over me
    now I’m older I wanna be the same as you”
    Fathers Day Quote by: Yellowcard

    A father is someone that
    holds your hand at the fair
    makes sure you do what your mother says
    holds back your hair when you are sick
    brushes that hair when it is tangled because mother is too busy
    lets you eat ice cream for breakfast
    but only when mother is away
    he walks you down the aisle
    and tells you everythings gonna be ok
    Fathers Day Quote by: Unknown

    My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.
    Fathers Day Quote by: Jim Valvano

    I’ve had a hard life, but my hardships are nothing against the hardships that my father went through in order to get me to where I started.
    Fathers Day Quote by: Bartrand Hubbard

    He didn’t tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.
    Fathers Day Quote by: Clarence Budington Kelland

    My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard. Mother would come out and say,
    “You’re tearing up the grass.” “We’re not raising grass,” Dad would reply. “We’re raising
    boys.” Fathers Day Quote by: Harmon Killebrew

    One father is more than a hundred Schoolmasters.
    Fathers Day Quote by: George Herbert, Outlandish Proverbs, 1640

    Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
    Fathers Day Quote by: Bill Cosby

    Henry James once defined life as that predicament which precedes death, and certainly nobody owes you a debt of honor or gratitude for getting him into that predicament. But a child does owe his father a debt, if Dad, having gotten him into this peck of trouble, takes off his coat and buckles down to the job of showing his son how best to crash through it.
    Fathers Day Quote by: Clarence Budington Kelland

    A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again.
    Fathers Day Quote by: Enid Bagnold

    It is not flesh and blood but the heart which makes us fathers and sons.
    Fathers Day Quote by: Johann Schiller

    A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
    Fathers Day Quote by: Unknown

    Blessed indeed is the man who hears many gentle voices call him father!
    Fathers Day Quote by: Lydia M. Child, Philothea: A Romance, 1836

    When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.
    Fathers Day Quote by: Mark Twain, “Old Times on the Mississippi” Atlantic Monthly, 1874

    Old as she was, she still missed her daddy sometimes.
    Fathers Day Quote by: Gloria Naylor

    It kills you to see them grow up. But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn’t.
    Fathers Day Quote by: Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams

    It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day
    should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.
    Fathers Day Quote by: Phyllis Diller

    Are we not like two volumes of one book?
    Fathers Day Quote by: Marceline Desbordes-Valmore

    Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
    Fathers Day Quote by: Red Buttons

    I don’t care how poor a man is; if he has family, he’s rich.
    Fathers Day Quote by: M*A*S*H, Colonel Potter

    Oh, the comfort, the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person, having neither to weigh thoughts nor measure words, but pouring them all out, just as they are, chaff and grain together, certain that a faithful hand will take and sift them, keep what is worth keeping, and with a breath of kindness blow the rest away.
    Fathers Day Quote by: Dinah Craik

    Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat. Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher’s mound. Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together. Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again.
    Fathers Day Quote by: Jimmy Piersal, on how to diaper a baby, 1968

    He didn’t tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.
    Fathers Day Quote by: Clarence Budington Kelland

    A man knows when he is growing old because he begins to look like his father.
    Fathers Day Quote by: Gabriel Garcia Marquez

    As fathers commonly go, it is seldom a misfortune to be fatherless; and considering the general run of sons, as seldom a misfortune to be childless.
    Fathers Day Quote by: Lord Chesterfield

    Don’t make a baby if you can’t be a father.
    Fathers Day Quote by: National Urban League Slogan

    Sons have always a rebellious wish to be disillusioned by that which charmed their fathers.
    Fathers Day Quote by: Aldous Huxley

    A man’s desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not be lost to the world.
    Fathers Day Quote by: Helen Rowland

    The worst misfortune that can happen to an ordinary man is to have an extraordinary father.
    Fathers Day Quote by: Austin O’Malley

    The father who does not teach his son his duties is equally guilty with the son who neglects them.
    Fathers Day Quote by: Confucius

    He who is taught to live upon little owes more to his father’s wisdom than he who has a great deal left him does to his father’s care.
    Fathers Day Quote by: William Penn

    By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he’s wrong.
    Fathers Day Quote by: Charles Wadworth

    Small boys become big men through the influence of big men who care about small boys.
    Fathers Day Quote by: Unknown

    Sherman made the terrible discovery that men make about their fathers sooner or later…
    Fathers Day Quote by: Tom Wolfe, The Bonfire of the Vanities

    When Charles first saw our child Mary, he said all the proper things for a new father. He looked upon the poor little red thing and blurted, “She’s more beautiful than the Brooklyn Bridge.”
    Fathers Day Quote by: Helen Hayes

    It is a wise father that knows his own child.
    Fathers Day Quote by: William Shakespeare

    The father who does not teach his son his duties is equally guilty with the son who neglects them.
    Fathers Day Quote by: Confucius

    Fathers, like mothers, are not born. Men grow into fathers and fathering is a very important stage in their development.
    Fathers Day Quote by: David Gottesman

    I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father’s protection.
    Fathers Day Quote by: Sigmund Freud

    When a father gives to his son, both laugh; when a son gives to his father, both cry.
    Fathers Day Quote by: Jewish Proverb

    I have never been a material girl. My father always told me never to love anything that cannot love you back.
    Fathers Day Quote by: Imelda Marcos

    You fathers will understand. You have a little girl. She looks up to you. You’re her oracle. You’re her hero. And then the day comes when she gets her first permanent wave and goes to her first real party, and from that day on, you’re in a constant state of panic.
    Fathers Day Quote by: Stanley T. Banks in the movie ‘Father of the Bride’

    There must always be a struggle between a father and son, while one aims at power and the other at independence.
    Fathers Day Quote by: Samuel Johnson

    My son, a perfect little boy of five years and three months, had ended his earthly life. You can never sympathize with me; you can never know how much of me such a young child can take away. A few weeks ago I accounted myself a very rich man, and now the poorest of all.
    Fathers Day Quote by: Ralph Waldo Emerson, on the death of his son

    A man never stands as tall as when he kneels to help a child.
    Fathers Day Quote by: Knights of Pythagoras

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    “When a child is born, a father is born. A mother is born, too of course, but at least for her it’s a gradual process. Body and soul, she has nine months to get used to what’s happening. She becomes what’s happening. But for even the best-prepared father, it happens all at once. On the other side of a plate-glass window, a nurse is holding up something roughly the size of a loaf of bread for him to see for the first time.
    Fathers Day Quote by: Frederick Buechner, ‘Whistling in the Dark’

    I watched a small man with thick calluses on both hands work fifteen and sixteen hours a day. I saw him once literally bleed from the bottoms of his feet, a man who came here uneducated, alone, unable to speak the language, who taught me all I needed to know about faith and hard work by the simple eloquence of his example.
    Fathers Day Quote by: Mario Cuomo

    My father was a statesman, I’m a political woman.
    My father was a saint. I’m not.
    Fathers Day Quote by: Indira Gandhi

    My father was frightened of his mother. I was frightened of my father and I am damned well going to see to it that my children are frightened of me.
    Fathers Day Quote by: King George V

    4 years: My Daddy can do anything!
    7 years: My Dad knows a lot…a whole lot.
    8 years: My father does not know quite everything.
    12 years: Oh well, naturally Father does not know that either.
    14 years: Oh, Father? He is hopelessly old-fashioned.
    21 years: Oh, that man-he is out of date!
    25 years: He knows a little bit about it, but not much.
    30 years: I must find out what Dad thinks about it.
    35 years: Before we decide, we will get Dad’s idea first.
    50 years: What would Dad have thought about that?
    60 years: My Dad knew literally everything!
    65 years: I wish I could talk it over with Dad once more.
    Fathers Day Quote by: Unknown

    My father always used to say that when you die, if you’ve got five real friends, then you’ve had a great life.
    Fathers Day Quote by: Lee Iacocca

    It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father.
    Fathers Day Quote by: Pope John XXIII

    My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard. Mother would come out and say, “You’re tearing up the grass.” “We’re not raising grass,” Dad would reply. “We’re raising boys.”
    Fathers Day Quote by: Harmon Killebrew

    Father, whom I murdered every night but one,
    That one, when your death murdered me.
    Fathers Day Quote by: Howard Moss, Elegy for My Father (l. 1-2)

    Noble fathers have noble children.
    Fathers Day Quote by: Euripides

    Better to be driven out from among men than to be disliked of children.
    Fathers Day Quote by: Richard Henry Dana

    One night a father overheard his son pray: Dear God, Make me the kind of man my Daddy is. Later that night, the Father prayed, Dear God, Make me the kind of man my son wants me to be.
    Fathers Day Quote by: Unknown

    If a son is uneducated, his dad is to blame.
    Fathers Day Quote by: Chinese Proverb

    When I was a kid, my father told me every day, ‘You’re the most wonderful boy in the world, and you can do anything you want to.’
    Fathers Day Quote by: Jan Hutchins

    I talk and talk and talk, and I haven’t taught people in 50 years what my father taught by example in one week.
    Fathers Day Quote by: Mario Cuomo

    My father died many years ago, and yet when something special happens to me, I talk to him secretly not really knowing whether he hears, but it makes me feel better to half believe it.
    Fathers Day Quote by: Josefowitz

    “Train up a child in the way which he should go
    and when he is old he will not depart from it”
    Fathers Day Quote by: Proverbs 22:6

    Pepsi Max is launching a new advertising campaign featuring football starts Messi, Drogba, Henry, Lampard and Fernando Torres in a new body paint campaign. The Africa-theme marketing campaign is due to launch this summer.

    Coca-Cola is one of the official sponsors for the 2010 FIFA World Cup in South Africa but Pepsi’s body paint campaign is an attempt to take awareness away from its rivals.

    The body paint campaign forms part of the overall Pepsi Max marketing strategy, which includes the latest Pepsi Max TV commercial. This new TV advert filmed in Africa will show the footballers covered in body paint aiming to reveal “their true colours” and showcases the Max players’ talents.

    Didier-Drogba-pepsibody paint

    Fernando-Torres-pepsi-body paint

    Frank-Lampard-pepsi-body paint

    Lionel-Messi-pepsibody paint

    Thierry-Henry-pepsi-body paint