What you are watching is built entirely from the sounds of Craftsman tools mixed and edited by Kutiman. No musical instruments were used.

The Heineken team is preparing for the upcoming Champions League final.

John on May 11th, 2010

I must admit that many of us thought the same thing as a joke!

An American television reporter made the ultimate Freudian slip when she announced that Tiger Woods had to withdraw from a golf tournament because of his “bulging d—“.

in McMurray made the error as she tried to explain why Woods, who caused a scandal with his numerous affairs, had pulled out of the Players Championship in Florida this weekend.

The golfer had blamed a “bulging disk” in his neck, but McMurray, from the Golf Channel, was left red-faced when she describe the condition as a “bulging d—“.

When McMurray made the error as she tried to explain why Woods, who caused a scandal with his numerous affairs, had pulled out of the Players Championship in Florida this weekend.

She said: “Woods says he’s been playing with a bad neck for about a month – and thinks it could be down to a bulging d—.”

She quickly corrected herself. Too late!!!

John on May 11th, 2010

Maxine on Islamic terrorists


2010 FIFA WORLD CUP Wall Chart

John on May 11th, 2010

Dusty iceland

I travelled over to Iceland by car ferry last week.

When I arrived the Sat Nav said, “You have now reached your ‘Dusty Nation’.”

John on May 11th, 2010

The Manor

Holmby Hills, Calif.

The home that Candy Spelling, widow of television giant Aaron, put on the market in 2008, out-prices every other property in the U.S. The 56,500 square-foot English-style mansion has a bowling alley, wine cellar, rooms for gift-wrapping and silver and china display, a library, gym and media room.

Fleur de Lys

Beverly Hills, Calif.

This 35,000-square-foot home, listed in 2007, is said to be modeled after Versailles, and the mansion makes no attempt at understatement. Its 12 bedrooms, 15 bathrooms, 50-seat screening room, Italian marble and gold-embossed leather walls ooze wealth. Owner Suzanne Saperstein hasn’t compromised on the price in three years.

Tranquility Estate

Lake Tahoe, Nev.

Tommy Hilfiger cofounder Joel Horowitz’s 210-acre spread features the third-highest price tag in America. The 20,000-square-foot main house has extras like a cigar lounge, art studio and sports gym, while its grounds feature a golf course, boathouse and views of Lake Tahoe.

John on May 11th, 2010

Maxine cartoon aging