A BEAUTIFUL MESSAGE ABOUT GROWING OLDER:
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I forgot what it was…..
Shit …
An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living
the last of his life in a nursing home.
One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.
Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong.
“Yes, Nurse Tracy ,” said Mr. Wallace,
“My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.”
Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes
a little crazy, she replied, “Oh, I’m so sorry,
Mr. Wallace, please accept my condolences.”
The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down
the hall with his Private Part hanging
out his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy.
“Mr. Wallace,” she said, “you shouldn’t be walking
down the hall like that. Please put your
Private Part back inside your pajamas.”
But, Nurse Tracy,” replied Mr. Wallace,
” I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.”
“Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it
hanging out of your pajamas?”
You gotta love this.
“Well, he replied, ‘Today’s the viewing.
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You may have seen incidental pharmaceutical advertising in doctor’s offices printed on everything from tissue boxes to exam
table cover paper. This one should get 1st prize….
One of our doctor buddies e-mailed back:
‘If the light stays on for more than 4 hours, call your erectrician.’
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Everyone  seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide . .. Let’s see  now…
No  Jesus
No Christmas
No television
No cheerleaders
No Nude Women
No car races
No  football
No baseball
No  golf
No tailgate  parties
No Wal-Mart
No pork BBQ
No hot dogs
No  burgers
No chocolate chip  cookies
No  lobster
No  shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks
No nachos
No Beer nuts
No Beer !!!!!!!!
Constant  wailing from the guy next-door because he’s sick and there are no  doctors..
More  than one wife.
You  can’t shave.
Your  wives can’t shave.
You  can’t shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel  dung.
The women  have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
Your  bride is picked by someone else.
She  smells just like  your donkey.
But your  donkey has a better disposition.
Then they  tell you that when you die it all gets better!
No Christmas
No television
No cheerleaders
No Nude Women
No car races
No  football
No baseball
No  golf
No tailgate  parties
No Wal-Mart
No pork BBQ
No hot dogs
No  burgers
No chocolate chip  cookies
No  lobster
No  shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks
No nachos
No Beer nuts
No Beer !!!!!!!!
Constant  wailing from the guy next-door because he’s sick and there are no  doctors..
More  than one wife.
You  can’t shave.
Your  wives can’t shave.
You  can’t shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel  dung.
The women  have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
Your  bride is picked by someone else.
She  smells just like  your donkey.
But your  donkey has a better disposition.
Then they  tell you that when you die it all gets better!
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