John on April 20th, 2017
Your smile for today…
I will never look at a VW BUG in the same old way again!

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John on April 17th, 2017

United Airlines NEW Motto
The “friendly skies” tagline was in use until 1996 in its first iteration. The “It’s time to fly” slogan was created in 2004. After the merger of United and Continental in October 2010, the slogan changed to “Let’s fly together” until September 2013.

In 2017 United has a few more slogans, taglines, mottos, and logos!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“Drag and Drop”

“We put the hospital in hospitality”

 “Board as a doctor, leave as a patient”

 “Our prices can’t be beaten, but our passengers can”

 “We have First Class, Business Class and No Class”

 “Not enough seating, prepare for a beating”

 “We treat you like we treat your luggage”

 “We beat the customer.  Not the competition”

 “And you thought legroom was an issue”

 “Where voluntary is mandatory”

 “Fight or flight.  We decide”

 “Now offering one free carry off”

 “Beating random customers since 2017”

 “If our staff needs a seat, we’ll drag you out by your feet”

 “A bloody good airline”

“Chinese Takeout”

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John on March 24th, 2017

Trump Healthcare Crash and Burn.

What a disaster,  he is…

Donald J. Trump

 

@realDonaldTrump

I’m going to ram this Healthcare bill down your…

“Deals are my art form. I like making deals, preferably big deals.” – The Art of The Deal

He has failed miserably during his first few months as the Fake President.

Couldn’t even get his own party to back him. His biggest pre-election promise to get rid of ObamaCare just failed. What a disaster for Trump.

 

 

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John on March 17th, 2017

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John on March 9th, 2017

I always thought Trump was “a little off”!

Trump’s Mental Health in Question

https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-time-cure/201702/the-elephant-in-the-room

Our Future

What can we do? Be observant. Be vigilant. Share this article to spread awareness. Write or call your elected government officials and state your concerns about Donald Trump’s mental health. And hope that with the backing of 26,000 mental-health therapists (a number that continues to grow — last month the number was 18,000) in agreement that he is mentally unfit to be President of the United States, we will have a new, mentally fit president as soon as possible through some judicially appropriate political action.

No matter whom you voted for in the election, or if you didn’t vote, we the people did this — at least those of us representing an Electoral Colleges majority. We need to correct this threat to our ecology, our society, and our international relations soon—before it’s too late.

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John on March 7th, 2017

 

 

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John on March 1st, 2017

 

The Magic Green Hat

 

 

Visiting in South Western USA, I needed to go to the emergency room.

Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT.

 

When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 75% of the people got up and left.

I guess they decided that they weren’t that sick after all.

It cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Here’s the hat:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41GWn%2Bc9hRL._SX342_.jpg


It also works at Dept. of Motor Vehicles.

It saved me 5 hours.

 

But…don’t try it at McDonald’s.

The whole crew ran out the back door and I never did get my order!

 

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John on February 26th, 2017

The First 100 Lies: The Trump Team’s

Flurry Of Falsehoods  (Huffington Post)

li·ar
ˈlī(ə)r/
noun
  1. a person who tells lies.
    synonyms: deceiver, fibber, perjurer, false witness, fabricator, equivocator;

    fabulist;
    informalstoryteller
    “even in a court of law, Jeff was a shameless liar”

The president and his aides succeeded in

reaching the mark in just 36 days.

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John on February 17th, 2017

President Donald Trump speaks during a news conference in the East Room of the White House in Washington, Thursday, Feb. 16, 2017. (AP Photo/Pablo Martinez Monsivais)

Hands: Probably actual size.

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John on February 17th, 2017

Bizarro World – Wikipedia

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bizarro_World

The Bizarro World (also known as htraE, which is “Earth” spelled backwards) is a fictional planet appearing in American comic books published by DC comics.

Father Spodo Komodo @ChareeOkee

Pretty sure even Homer Simpson could verbalise a less laughable description #TrumpPresser

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