Go, England, Go!!!
I’m a English football fan because Rooney and Green “PLAY” on the squad. They’re funny just like those other comedians, Mickey Rooney and Tom Green.
Capello called Heskey after a disastrous game and said – Heskey, you were rubbish, you can’t even score with no Goalkeeper between the posts from 6 yards out.
“Don’t pay any attention to him, Emile”, said captain Gerrard, trying to be encouraging. “He doesn’t know what he’s talking about. He only repeats what everybody else says.”
Why are English Fane happy that Australia has a team in the 2020 World Cup? Because they’ll have a team to support in the second round.
Shaun Wright Phillips walks into a night club in Johannesburg and sees a stunning leggy blonde beauty on the dance floor.
He approaches her and says, “Get your coat, your coming back to my hotel with me tonight.”
She looks at him and replies, “Goodness, You’re a little forward!”
• Fabio Capello was wheeling his shopping trolley across the supermarket car park when he noticed an old lady struggling with her bags of shopping. He stopped and asked, “Can you manage dear?” To which the old lady replied, “No way. You got yourself into this mess, don’t ask me to sort it out!”
• What do you call an Englishman in the knockout stages of the World Cup? A referee.
• What’s the difference between Wayne Rooney and Shrek? Shrek can save the day.
• Three hours of football and Robert Green is still England’s top scorer.
• I can’t believe we only managed a draw against a rubbish team we should easily have beaten. . . . I’m ashamed to call myself Algerian
• What’s the difference between a faulty jet engine and Wayne Rooney? The jet engine eventually stops whining.
• Apparently that fan had no trouble slipping into the England dressing room – Robert Green was guarding the door
• What’s the difference between the England team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
Before I came on here, I looked in the mirror and say’d “be confident”. Fabio Capello told Wayne Rooney to have a long look at himself in the mirror. Like that’s going to improve his confidence.
I can’t believe we only managed a draw against a poor team we should easily have beaten. I’m ashamed to call myself Algerian.
The England team went out to visit an orphanage in Cape Town on Saturday morning. “It’s good to put a smile on the faces of people with no hope, constantly struggling and facing the impossible,” said Jamal Umboto, aged 6.
In honour of England’s display against Algeria, we’re unveiling a new national flag. It’s the same design as before but without the red cross.
Fabio Capello gave Rob Green extra training today & after an extra 4hrs and 3000 shots he never let a goal in. Fabio was very pleased and later said in a press report “Rob green can now train with the rest of the team & not just with Emile Heskey!!
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John on June 22nd, 2010
The total value of its 2010 sponsorships tops $1.2 billion, with brands like Adidas and Visa forking over $350 million each and Sony ponying up $305 million for the honor. Meanwhile, Coca Cola says this is the brand’s largest campaign ever. Can the commercials outdo the 2006Adidas ad?. It captured the World Cup spirit, star power, humor, and futbol skills. It was everything a World Cup ad should be.
One contender for the best ad.
Maradona believes the officiating in South Africa is poor, and referees should be doing more to protect fair players.
He was upset that South Korea went unpunished for a series of fouls during their defeat by Argentina.
Maradona said: “We all want fair play. I understand that the referee may make a mistake, but when Javier Mascherano, for instance, gets a yellow card and the Korean player kicks out and gets nothing, no card, then sometimes as a coach you have doubts,â€
“This is football and not kung-fu fighting.â€
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John on June 22nd, 2010
Swiss midfielder Valon Behrami was sent off in the 31st minute for violent conduct, a very questionable call that  helped Chile to take sole lead of their group.
“Vidal fell down with a lot of drama, it was quite a performance,” Switzerland coach Ottmar Hitzfeld said after the ill-tempered match full of tough tackles, free kicks and colourful Chilean dives.
“It clearly wasn’t a red card it wasn’t even a yellow card. It was unfair of Vidal to roll around on the floor and simply ask for a red card.”
Behrami said he was disappointed by the referee’s decision who he said mistook a brilliant acting performance for a foul.
“Soccer is a physical game but what happened there today was nothing of the sort. I was simply defending, and lost against great acting,” he said.
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John on June 21st, 2010
Graeme McDowell  won the U.S Open in 2010  and the only citizen of Europe in the last 40 years to win this title.
McDowell, 30, came from three shots behind overnight as third-round leader Dustin Johnson imploded early on.
England’s Tony Jacklin was the last European winner at Hazeltine in 1970.
“It’s an absolute dream come true, I’ve dreamed about this all my life,” said McDowell, who won his fifth European Tour title in Wales two weeks ago.
Instead of focusing on his accomplishments, many are searching for pictures of his sexy girlfriend. Incredible!!!
Father’s Day is a chance for dads everywhere to fall asleep on the couch in a new tie.
Gifts For The Beer Lover
What every Father should have!
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Beers from around the world
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Drink bands
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Bottle opener sandals and rings
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Beer of the Month club
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Monogrammed steins