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http://easterfunontheweb.blogspot.com/
Jim asked his friend, Tony, whether he had bought his wife anything for Valentine’s Day.
‘Yes,’ came the answer from Tony who was a bit of a chauvinist, ‘I’ve bought her a belt and a bag.’
‘That was very kind of you,’ Jim added, ‘I hope she appreciated the thought.’
Tony smiled as he replied, ‘So do I, and hopefully the vacuum cleaner will work better now.’
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
That’s amore.
When an eel bites your hand and that’s not what you planned
That’s a moray.
When our habits are strange and our customs deranged
That’s our mores.
When your horse munches straw and the bales total four
That’s some more hay.
When Othello’s poor wife, she gets stabbed with a knife
That’s a Moor, eh?
When a Japanese knight used a sword in a fight
That’s Sa…mur…ai.
Writer unknown
Valentine’s Day is a time when we search out romantic quotes and sayings about love for a Valentine’s Day card.
Many prefer a humorous love quote or a funny Valentine’s Day saying.
Here are just a few:
“I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.” ~Unknown
“Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.†~Unknown
“I wanted to make it really special on Valentine’s Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.†~Tracy Smith
Q: What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine’s Day?
A: A hug and a quiche!
Q: Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?
A: Because you always heart the one you love!
Q: Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?
A: It was Valenswine’s Day!
Q: What do you call a very small valentine?
A: A valentiny!
Q: Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?
A: Because they needed to be ad-dressed!
Q: What did the painter say to her boyfriend?
A; “I love you with all my art!â€
Boring husband: Honey, why are you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Bored wife: Because I married the wrong man!
Q: What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?
A: He gives it a Valenshine!
Girl: “I can’t be your valentine for medical reasons.â€
Boy: “Really?â€
Girl: “Yeah, you make me sick!â€
Q: Why is Valentine’s Day the best day for a celebration?
A: Because you can really party hearty!
Q: What did the cholcolate syrup say to the ice cream?
A: “I’m sweet on you!â€
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Anonymous
Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely.
Hawkeye, M.A.S.H.
Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house.
Anonymous
Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.
Hoosier Farmer
True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
Erich Segal
Love wouldn’t be blind if the Braille weren’t so damned much fun.
Anonymous
Falling in love is so hard on the knees.
Aerosmith
Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
Jules Renard
Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit.
Peter Ustinov
Love is a grave mental disease.
Plato
